Let's go to the square

O.K. chicks. Some of my fondest memories in high school are of us cruising around the square in our "ugly" cars trying to meet some boys. And guess what...we can do it again this Saturday night. Minus the ugly cars, big hair, tight jeans, red lipstick and of course no picking up boys this time around.
Yes, my dreams have come true. Mayor Dan has granted that the square be reopened for one night for a -reunion of sorts-. Some guy will be taking up donations at his minivan which will go to the Spirit of Athens people. Pretty cool, huh?
Come on y'all. Do you remember how disappointing it was when they closed down our main form of entertainment? Devastating, right?
I say we put in the "Thong Song," tease up our bangs, get out the Guess jeans, round up the girls, load in the minivan and cruise.

Disclaimer- Not responsible for your circulation being cut off from putting on those old jeans, red eye from too much Suave hairspray, red teeth from too much red lipstick and---no I do not support the lyrics of the Thong Song.